The bolded part that follows is totally what WordPress had as their generic contact us page. If you contact me I will get back to you barring –
-Mom being found wandering
– me developing another incurable disease
– my body producing some strange growth
– me forgetting how to access this form
– Mom calling because her sewing machine is broken
– An electromagnetic pulse wiping out the world’s electronic infrastructure
– My computer breaking
This is my not so ironclad commitment to you.
Signed, a great company name ( just kidding, this is clearly written by CW Daniels)
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